Possible Justifications for the Murder and Mutilation of a Colleague

You remember that guy? You know. The guy from work. The one with the face. You do. The weird guy. All fidgety and quiet. He had that creepy, double-jointed walk. Dressed like a charity shop mannequin. The guy from last week.

Yes, him.

Well, don't you think he looked kinda like he might have been a space-alien? He never said hello or anything, at the office. Like he didn't want to get noticed or something. And he was always writing things down. Yeah, you all do that at work but he did it all secretive. As if he was having a proper scout about, making plans or something. That terrible skin too. Like crusted marigolds, it was. A skin condition or something, John said. It looked totally fake though, that skin. Might have been a suit. Like a man-suit, you know? So he could walk about, planning how they were going to make you all into slaves for their galactic empire or whatever. Yes, like a scout for some space-crabs or something. Put a stop to that though, didn't you? Yes you did.
But…
You did get a good look inside though, remember? Afterwards? And it was most definitely not a crab in a suit, was it? No, it was not. What then?

Might he have been a vampire? His car had those dark windows, didn't it? And the car park at work is under the building. He'd never have had to go outside, would he? House with a door to his garage and then he's in the car until he's underneath and then he's safe inside the building. Nice and convenient for a vampire, that is. He wore those shitty shades indoors that time too. Looked like an absolute dick. Never saw him eat or drink anything either. He didn't even have any cake on Julie's birthday. Oh! And remember when he made that face after you spoke to him with garlic breath? He looked properly freaked out then. Classic vampire.
But…
If he was a vampire, and they're all super powerful and undead and stuff, and with what you did, well, vampires probably wouldn't let you do that to them, would they? They'd have something to say about that. And very loudly too, I should think. So, probably not a vampire then, no.

He must have been possessed. Demon possession, you know? A crazy demon took over his body and it was going to make him kill loads of people and mess about with their corpses or whatever. The weird behaviour bit makes sense with that. And he wore that t-shirt with the inverted cross that time. A band he liked, my arse. Walked like a fucked up marionette too. Mobility issues or whatever. Perfect cover for a demon getting used to walking in a meat suit. Yeah, some blood crazed demon controlling him, that's it. It would have gone on a mad cannibal death spree if you hadn't stepped up. There'd have been folk torn apart all over the place. Much worse than what happened last week. That was just one, after all, instead of a bunch of folk, all shredded and emptied and chewed up, all butchered by some hell-thing. Well not on your watch. No way.
But…
A demon could probably still do some damage inside a corpse, right? It could likely make a dead man move around if it wanted, like if it was angry or something. And, well you'd be angry with what happened, wouldn't you? And he never did put up much of a fight, did he? No, no, no. Something else then.

What if he was a member of some cult? Like a cultist? The cross thing and the never socialising fits in. He was in some cult and they were planning to let a giant spider/lobster god or whatever into town. Never worked Saturdays. Even when we switched to that new software and we all had to come in and convert the old specs. A right bloody pain. Not him though. Saturdays must have been spider/lobster church day or something for him. They all go and do some ritual or whatever, making sure that the pincers and claws leave the members be when they finally get round to waking up the horrors.
But…
You'd think that he'd have tried a curse or something. At the end, you know. Or at least threatened you. My death is meaningless and arachnoclaws will rise and eat your head or whatever. But he just kept sobbing and begging and gurgling, didn't he?
Not like a cultist at all, no sir. What then?

A child molester! Yes. It's perfect. That's the worst thing, anyway. Worse than all that other stuff. What a horrible bastard. All that anti-social weirdo business still fits. A freaky loner, riddled with guilt and horrible urges. A sick predator that hunts little kiddies.
But..
He didn't have any pictures on his desk, did he? Of kids or family or anything. Well, think about it. If you were gonna cut up kids, mess about with them or whatever, if you had something inside you that made you want to do all that grim shit, well, you'd have a couple of pictures out, wouldn't you? Oh these? What? This picture? Oh, that's my niece and nephew. So cute. I love them little terrors. Because folk wouldn't think it of a doting uncle, would they? Perfect cover you see? And when the little body parts start piling up in the mortuaries, you could just act super concerned for all those kiddies, the ones that you've been secretly fucking about with and tearing apart, and no one would suspect a thing. 

Ah, but that's you with the fake kids, remember? If you were doing it. You've got social grace or whatever. Him? He was all creepy and solitary and stuff. It would have looked really peculiar, a creepy quiet guy having pictures of kids out on his desk and never mentioning them. He wouldn't have been able to pull it off, all that caring uncle business. A proper red flag, that would've been. So, there it is. No pictures works for him. It all fits. Definitely a paedo. It makes sense, after all. That's probably why you started where you did. Could have looked a bit odd otherwise, hacking away right there, straight off the bat. Could've been a sign of some subconscious urge or something. Latent homo-whatever. It's ok if he was a kiddie fiddler though. He was a paedo and you had to save all the children. That grizzly action downstairs at the get-go was just in case you didn't get to finish things properly. He wouldn't have been able to do any sick shit after that, would he? No way. Good thinking you! Still, there's no worry about him doing much of anything now, is there? You managed to see the whole task through, didn't you? No half measures for you, no sir. Got all the important, glorious work done. Got all the horrors scooped out. Got him all open and emptied and organised, good and proper. Very thorough, you were. Yes sir.

Well now. That nicely settles things, doesn't it? There's no need to go worrying yourself about that silly business anymore, is there? You'll most likely be able to drop off now and get some sleep. Big day tomorrow, after all.

Those Unwelcome Things Others Leave

The van's gear stick required a firm and persistent hand. Grinding it home caused the clutch to respond with a gnashing of metal teeth followed by the release of a gritty, acrid scent, not dissimilar from an electrical fire. The gears would soon quiet but the smell would hang around, seeping up and back from the engine as the van lurched on. This did not worry Nat. There was always a sharp chemical miasma filling the van, so much so, she could imagine petrol-slick rainbows floating, faint and spectral in the air around her. The petrochemical haze was reinforced regularly from her battles with the gear-box or from the slow, rough coughs that accompanied the engine's clawing, desperate attempts to drag itself uphill.

With the effort of shifting gear, Nat's grip on the steering wheel tightened, her right hand clamping down so that the plump pads of skin sitting below her finger's joints were mashed between squeaking faux-leather and the tarnished rings that wrapped themselves about her knuckles. The pressure and friction resulted in a warm, dull ache that worked itself into her fingers and through the flesh of her palm. She released her grip, unfurled her fingers and forced the heel of her hand against the imitation leather, stretching and working the joints to coerce the blood through and out. Her knuckles undulated in repeating waves as the pain and stiffness began to recede, allowing her attention to snap back to the passing features of the roadside while her hand settled gently on the wheel.

Nat's eyes ticked back and forth rhythmically, snapping forward to each street sign and then drifting across the windscreen, following their names as they arced past and then fell back to join the many others in the van's wake. The repetition of signs bearing names other than the one sought-for, caused Nat's agitation to build once more. Her hands again gripped the clammy steering wheel tighter and tighter causing a thick, hot ache to surface and coalesce into clusters of fiery needles, breaking through from mild discomfort into a gnawing that dragged her attention back to her hand. Nat realised that she was no longer reading the street signs.

Nat pulled up at the side of the empty road and her good hand reached over to the plastic file on the passenger seat. She flicked it open and leafed through the papers inside, eventually finding the one containing the additional directions. These often useless instructions were given by vacant-minded arseholes and copied down by dispatchers with, by the look of this one, gnarled claws in place of hands. The claw-writing was the low uneven sprawl of a loose but twisted hedgerow, squat and sparse, sitting on an uneven landscape, punctuated with deep, irregular fissures.

"Jesus" she though, "I might have to actually call them."

Nat hated calling. Trying to get clear instructions over the phone was like pulling teeth, or changing gear come to think of it. And having to be grateful for their help. Bloody hell. Thanks so much. See you soon and sorry to bother you. No way. Not today. Not on her first drop.

"Fuuuuuck" she muttered, drawing the word out into a long, low growl.

Nat decided to brave the tangled bramble of instructions one last time. Closer inspection revealed the words post and office sitting together, just this side of legible, towards the end of the twisted claw's scrawl. There had been a post-office at the foot of the hill. 

Tossing the papers in the general direction of the file and then gripping the gearstick firmly once more, Nat swung the van around and demanded the full attention of her faculties. Muttering the names of the streets and cul-de-sacs out loud, she forced her discomfort and irritation into the back and managed to eventually spot a possible suspect, just before she reached the post office. The sign hung, half-collapsed, filthy and splattered with both mud and drippy graffiti so that, at first glance, it read "Shitous Drive" rather than its given name.

Nat pulled down on the wheel and apllied the brakes, the van wheezing with relief as it turned and rattled to a standstill. She noted the drop's reference number, grabbed its paper work and swung the door open. She gripped the wheel with her left hand and, swinging her legs out to the side, slid off the seat and onto the pavement, then bounced into a quick turn and kicked the door shut behind her. She resisted the reflex to turn and look, a dull crunch satisfying her that the door had hit home. After trudging around the van, she wrenched opened the back doors, wincing at the screech of straining metal as they swung out. A tumble-down, scattered pile of parcels greeted her inside, reminding her of the hasty u-turn moments ago. Her hand clamped the edge of the door in frustration and that hot ache again pulsed in her palm.

Nat began to methodically work through the jagged landscape of dull edges and right-angles, gradually imposing order on them while hunting for the appropriate package. When she eventually came across it, a cube about a foot on each side, she noticed one edge had taken a hit and buckled. Part of the cardboard had torn, the frayed but regular corrugated furrows laying exposed, and toward the corner it had begun to come away, threatening to reveal the package's contents. Nat lifted the box and gently bounced it in her hands while turning it to check for any further damage. Then, satisfied with its structural integrity, she gripped the box under one arm, keeping the troubled corner upright, grabbed the paperwork and slammed the back doors closed. With the paperwork pocketed and the box held firmly in two hands, she headed towards the house.

Walking up the cracked flagstones, she noticed the odd shifts of weight within the package. It was as if there was some fluid inside, flowing left and right, almost in pace with her steps, but the redistribution of mass occurred with a slight delay, as if the innards were incredibly thick and retained an unusual amount of momentum. Nat's imagination conjured up the unwelcome image of a writhing albino octopus struggling against the confines of its prison, contorting itself and its appendages, wildly seeking a way out. Her thoughts lingered on those undulating tentacles, puckered cables twisting against the tangled mass of themselves, running, turning, looping and constantly insinuating themselves around and through one another. A living knot of muscle and motion; a multitude of organised discrete intelligences thrashing and plotting in the dark. Her eyes wandered to the curl of cardboard at the corner of the box, beneath her chin. She could probably see a little of the something that moved about inside. If she held it close enough. Tilted it just right.

"No" she thought, and with a jerk of determined professionalism, she jutted her chin out and up, defiant against her own curiosity.

"As if I care what's in some box."

The delivery must have gone smoothly, as Nat was sitting in the van and slipping the key into the neck of the steering column before she knew it. That was how it went with the simple drops. Autopilot. She didn't really remember any of the mundane personal interactions with which her job afflicted her. Nat's apathy resisted the mind's attempts to store and replay those tedious exchanges. So long as a drop went smoothly, she couldn't tell you much about the person other than their name and address. It was an automated process, its details unworthy of recollection.

The van started and pulled away easily but it was another battle to work up into third gear. Again, pain ignited in her palm. Nat held her hand up and flexed the fingers to pump the stiff ache away. Then she noticed something sitting on the back of her hand. A small black cube that was the dull, matt texture of worn rubber, about the size of a pea,  embedded in her skin just behind her first and second knuckle. The skin curled up slightly as it met the black cube's edges, as if her hand had opened itself to this thing planted into her. She though that she must have knocked the hand, and the black cube had been pressed into into the flesh and stuck. Looking closely, Nat thought she could almost see faint, grey tracks at the corners, as if dark veins were spreading out from the points of the black cube that lay under her skin's surface. She turned the hand, tilting it this way and that, to reassure herself that these were merely shadows playing around the cube's edges. After pressing at the puckered skin and finding that there was no soreness there, she began to pick at the black cube wallowing in her skin. With her finger-nail scratching over it, she could feel it rubbing against her forefinger's tendon, inside the hand and, as she worked at the black cube, that taught cable slipped under and around it, with almost audible gristly clicks.

Suddenly the space between her ears was twisted and yanked down by the blare of a screaming horn. She tasted metallic sparks of adrenaline in the back of her suddenly dry mouth as her eyes flicked up, fixing on the impossibly close truck pressing towards her. Her hands instinctively shot down and pulled hard on the side of the wheel. The van swerving and threatening to tip as it arced across the road, narrowly avoiding the truck and riding wide, the front wheel striking the curb. The horn wailed past while Nat was thrown forward and then forced back, her seatbelt jerking her down into the seat as the van mounted the curb and slumped to a standstill.

The van had settled at a slight angle to the pavement but, surprisingly, it was more or less parked. Nat's hands were still clamped around the wheel, her knuckles white and her eyes wide, jaws clenching tightly behind thin, pale lips. Her head shook slightly as she stared ahead, vacant, her gaze fixed on nothing. Nat returned to herself, forced her head to turn and examine each mirror, as well as the road ahead. She found it to be deserted apart from the truck shrinking slowly behind her. She watched it disappear. There was now time and space for her to breathe.

Nat forced her grip to relax and her jaws to part, then took two deep, deliberate breaths. She nodded slowly and squeezed her eyes shut as she filled her lungs one more time. Her eyelids snapped apart and she reached down to open the van's door and tumbled out to inspect the damage. The tyre had blown and the curb had gouged a deep fissure into the wheel's rim.

"Call the office" she said to herself. "Get it done. Get it over with. Just get home"

A few questions later and the call was done. Help was on the way. One hour, maybe two. Nat got back into the van and played the incident over in her mind. That thing in her hand! She pressed the palm against the window and leaned in to examine the small black cube but it was no longer there. An indented square sat where it had been, a small white recess with raised skin around it. The cube must have fallen off during that almost-crash moments ago. It knocked itself loose when she had careered into the curb and was thrown about in her seat. She had a flash then, in her mind, of the black cube sinking into her hand, the skin accepting it into her body and closing up around it. This foreign geometry, dense with malevolent potential, planted within her right now, sitting with a determined patience and filled with some dreadful purpose, slowly insinuating itself through her body toward some terrible end. She shook the thought from her mind. It had fallen. It had worked it's way loose and fallen off. Whatever it was, it was gone. No use being curious about a little thing like that. She'd always been told it was silly to entertain such dark fantasies. She focused instead on deep breaths.

By rhythmically filling and emptying her lungs, Nat soon forced some imitation of calm and, settling back in her seat, she began to absently stroke the back of that hand. While she waited for her deliverance, the black cube slowly worked its way up her arm, its undulating, elongate corners trailing a smoky wake. It had settled itself on her spine when the rescue van pulled up and, as she was driven home, the tendrils began to stretch and seek, wisps of inquisitive determination, spreading throughout their new home.

Payback

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